do i win
HIS NIPPLES ARE ON HIS HAND OMG
THEY AREN’T NIPPLES HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE JESUS’ WOUNDS FROM BEING NAILED TO A CROSS
WHAT THE FUCK IS LISGHING
I HAVE NO IDEA BUT NOW IM LISGHING
DISCOVERY: that the addition of “Harry” to almost any Plato quote makes it seem legitimately like a nugget of wisdom out of the mouth of Albus Dumbledore.
"Death is not the worst that can happen to men, Harry."
"Harry, good actions give strength to ourselves and inspire good actions in others."
"He who commits injustice is ever made more wretched than he who suffers it, Harry."
"Harry, how can you prove whether at this moment we are sleeping, and all our thoughts are a dream; or whether we are awake, and talking to one another in the waking state?"
"Harry, astronomy at all events compels the soul to look upwards, and draws it from the things of this world to the other."
"He was a wise man who invented beer, Harry."
Surprise! J.K. Rowling studied classics.
calling one of your teachers mom is bad but imagine calling one daddy
HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS
put shorts on
put legs in one leg hole
pull up and on to shoulder
And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow
NEVER forget to accessorize
- Childrens puzzle too easy for smart adult like me
- Spray works on bugs but NOT geese
- I have lost all faith in rags
- Jersey comes up TOO SHORT, can’t wear with no pants without exposing myself
- I have disappointed myself again
- Book too heavy, dropped on foot, now very sick
- Edible but NOT EDIBLE ENOUGH
- Cannot inflate without getting aroused
- Helps me sleep like a baby, I don’t like it
- Chair cannot handle my big fat ass
- dog ate earrings DO NOT BUY
- I cannot fit inside this
- memory foam pillow not easy to have sex with
- It fell on me and I can’t get up
- NOT FLAMMABLE ENOUGH
- my son is very afraid of it
- Couldn’t put together, threw at wall, have huge hole in wall
- Didn’t work I am still alive
me putting the kids to bed
Yogscast AU in which everyone (but Rythian) is a corgi.
“yea or nay” i ask the jury. one by one they all stand up. “nay” they say. tears fill my eyes. the bill will not pass. now my son will never get the education he needs. why did i think a jury full of horses was a good idea
three people unfollowed me after i posted this
Gene Parmesan: Uh, I’ve got some bad news. I’m… Gene Parmesan. How you doing?
Amigos - 2x03